Since NQR has been banned, there have been laments about the fact that Tufts people don’t participate in enough campus-wide activities. This is false. The Tufts Daily creates a campus-wide activity every day through their comics page.
If you say you’ve gone through your entire Tufts career without attempting to blaze through Sudoku in the middle of a lecture, you are a liar. And if in fact you are telling the truth, you cannot deny that you have, at one point, spent half an hour struggling with a seven-letter word for “Sturgeon yielding expensive caviar” during a solo lunch in Carmichael.
By making us look like we’re busy and don’t need friends, the Daily’s Word Jumble is also a wonderful resource for avoiding communication with classmates. It’s just mind tickling enough to distract from the awkward silence of an empty classroom, but not so challenging that you end up in tears.
And if you really feel the need to break the ice, you can always chortle at “Married to the Sea.” Hopefully this will invite someone to ask you why the hell you’re snorting into the newspaper (this is a classic pickup line that has been used many a time at Tufts and it is the reason for many of the relationships you see around campus).