12. Trick Turning

In case of nuclear disaster

As all freshmen learn, the unlimited meal plan is to be milked for all intents and purposes. Do you like Nutter Butters? No? Well get a box anyway, because you can. Hungry at 3:20 p.m.? No? Well head to Hodgdon for a second lunch, because you can. Thirsty? No? Well let’s stock up on chasers anyway, because you can. The theme here? Because you can.

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