5. Spandex

Ow, stop kneeing me, Lisa

Sometimes Jumbos are lazy. Sometimes Jumbos are skinny. Sometimes Jumbos are both these things and like to accentuate it. More often, Jumbos are only one of these things and like to flaunt it. The result? Spandex leggings. The abuse? Spandex leggings coupled with UGGs and/or Spandex leggings coupled with shirts that aren’t long enough to cover one’s ass.

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